Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.
My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
I don’t believe in astrology; I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.
Are you sure you want to unfriend?